Vanessa's Hen Weekend
FRIDAY: TRAVELLING TO BRIGHTON
RESERVOIR HENS (#1)
"I'VE JUST BEEN TO THE LOO AND ALMOST THREW UP"
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FRIDAY: AT THE HILTON HOTEL
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FRIDAY: LATE LUNCH
THE TINY DOG'S T-SHIRT SAYS 'SECURITY'
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FRIDAY EVENING
THAT'S A CRISP. CALM DOWN.
WATCHING THE BIG BROTHER EVICTIONS. JESUS.
OOH! PARTY BAGS! FEATURING CHAMPERS AND ALKA-SELTZER
SURPRISE, VANESSA! TONIGHT, MATTHEW, YOU'RE GOING TO BE... MARILYN MONROE.
IN THE LIFT
RESERVOIR HENS (#2)
LONG CIGGY HOLDER, AS MODELLED BY VANESSA
LONG CIGGY HOLDER, AS MODELLED BY MEL
LONG CIGGY HOLDER, AS MODELLED BY GLENNA
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SATURDAY DAYTIME: RAMBLING AROUND TOWN
"PLEASE DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS IN MY SHOP."
JAZZ. MMM. NICE.
ALL THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS REPRESENTED.
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SATURDAY EVENING: DRESSED UP AND WAITING AT THE HOTEL
RESERVOIR HENS (#3)
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SATURDAY EVENING: LIMO RIDE
SURPRISE! LIMO!
HELLO MAGAZINE CELEB POSE #263
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SATURDAY EVENING: AT THE RESTAURANT
WALKING LIKE AN EGYPTIAN
THIS IS NOT JUST ANY ICE CREAM.
THIS IS MATTHEW
THE WAITER'S ICE CREAM,
SLOWLY SINKING INTO YOUR HOT PUDDING.
JIM FIXED IT FOR ME
BEER GOGGLES
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SATURDAY EVENING: NIGHT CLUB
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SATURDAY EVENING: ON THE BEACH
THESE CAME OUT VERY WELL, CONSIDERING I COULDN'T SEE
ANYTHING THROUGH THE VIEWFINDER.
THOSE ARE MY LEGS AT THE BOTTOM - I WAS
LYING DOWN ON MY BACK.
IT TURNS OUT THE BEACH PEBBLES LEFT BLACK MARKS OVER EVERYONE'S ARMS/LEGS/CLOTHING.
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SATURDAY EVENING: BACK AT THE HOTEL
UH-OH - SPOTTED BY A STAG DO.
LONG WALK, SHORT PIER - THAT WAY.
THAT'S IT, LET THE TENSION ALL OUT
ALEX WITH HIS TWO FAVOURITE WIVES: TUESDAY AND SUNDAY.
MORTLED
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SUNDAY MORNING: CRAWLING FROM THE WRECKAGE
"HELLO? IS THAT THE HOSPITAL? MY HAND WON'T STOP WAVING!"
"TELL BRIGHTON TO STOP WOBBLING!"
GOODBYE!
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